I want to share with you something I JUST found out about!
I NEED to share with you a really SWEET site I found!
Im making awesome spare cash filling out surveys for big corporations that pay SO MUCH to learn more about me and you so they know what we want on the product shelves.
I’m getting paid $10 - $90 for every survey and they only take like 5 minutes to do. Plus you fill out these surveys from anywhere in the world you’ve wanted to go! :D
This is a sick opportunity - make sure you qualify for a spot!
I HAVE to show you a really SWEET site I found!
I HAVE to show you something REALLY awesome I discovered!
Im making spare cash just by taking surveys for major corporations that pay through the nose to learn about me and you so they know what we want on the product shelves.
I’m getting paid $20 - $65 for a survey I finish and a survey takes no more than 5 minutes to get done. Plus you can do this from just about anywhere in the world you’ve wished to travel! :))
I HAVE to show you something cool I found!
I HAVE to show you something cool I found!
Im earning spare cash just by doing surveys for big companies that spend LOTS to learn about people like us so they know what we want on the product shelves.
Im making $20 - $95 per survey and they only take like 5 minutes to complete. And you can do this from just about anywhere in the world you’ve wished to travel! :-)
This is a sick opportunity - make sure you qualify for a spot!
I want to show you something cool I found!
I NEED to share with you something cool I found!
Im earning spare cash just by doing surveys for major corporations that spend so much to learn about people like us so they know what it is we want to buy in their stores.
Im earning $25 - $80 for any surveys I do and they take no more than 5 mins to complete. Plus you can do this from any couch, in any country you’ve wanted to travel to! :D
This is a sick opportunity - make sure you qualify for a spot!
I want to share with you a really cool thing I found!
I want to show you something I JUST found out about!
Im earning spare cash simply filling out surveys for huge companies that spend LOTS to learn about you and me so they know what we want on the product shelves.
I’m getting $25 - $75 for each survey and a survey takes no more than 5 minutes to do. And you can do these surveys from any bed, in any country you want to be in! :D
Don’t forget there’s limited spots - so make sure you get in!
My thanks to user Vegglimer of Reddit. You sir, just split my sides.
“This was something I did myself just a couple weeks ago.
Me and my girlfriend were fooling around, just kissing, touching and such. She very obviously wanted to dance the bed-time mamba. I on the other hand, had a fever and felt kinda ill, so I stalled.
After about 30 minutes of fondling and kissing, she turns to me and in no uncertain term tells me to “shit or get off the pot”.
I consider it, then shrug and roll onto my back, telling her to hop on. She straddles me and smiles happily as she’s finally about to get some nookie.
As I’m laying there, feeling both sick and horny (a very strange combination), I suddenly get an idea.
Just as she lowers herself onto my death stick, establishing the slightest of contact between our genitals, I draw in a deep breath and growl in my deepest, creepiest, most disgustingly obese-rapist-sultan voice:
“FUUUUUUUCCCKKKK MEEEEEEE!”
Her face immediately contorts into the funniest combination of horror, disgust and rage that I’ve ever seen.
As she sits there, completely speechless, me still partially inside her, I burst into the most hysteric fit of gutbursting laughter I’ve ever experienced. And then, taking even my by surprise, I release the loudest and proudest fart in the history of rectal discharge. This thing ripped through the entire apartement like a fog horn.
Shockingly, this brings our moment of erotica to a swift end. My GF got up and put on her clothes while I wirthed in naked laughter, tears running down my face, boner slowly receding. I was then banished from the bedroom.
Why I chose this over sex I cannot explain - all I can say is that almost two weeks and no sex whatsoever later, I have no regrets. I’m laughing as I type this.”
LOKI IN THE DA BACK DOE.
(Source: hulkling, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)